Three
Happy three, baby.
At work today we’re discussing ways of improving fitness while working. We’re seriously discussing ordering a lot of whirly chairs so that we can work out while we work. I know, this feels like a joke. It’s not.
Above, Ellen tries out the Whirly Chair.

Wow. This was unexpected. As part of an initiative to grow and expand globally, my company (and its various parent, grand parent, and great grand parent companies) has offered me the opportunity to relocate and become the Director of Gadgetry in Funafuti, Tuvalu. I’ll be heading up a team of three other people and working to expand our company name to even the tiniest of island nations.
I am so excited about this, but also a little nervous. Here’s hoping everything works out okay! Does anyone know how to speak Tuvalaun?
Fingerling Potatoes:
Lightly drizzle in olive oil with salt and pepper to taste. Bake at 450°F for about 20 minutes. Turn midway through for an even roast.
Asparagus:
Trim stems and drop into boiling water. Cover and cook for 5 minutes until tender. Plate and let two thin pats of butter melt over them.
Serve with poached eggs, crusty french bread, and green salad.
“This is stupid.”
“This from the man who asked if there were more cute videos.”
“Yeah, of cats in baskets, being pulled up like an elevator. That is hilarious. Hey, hey, I know you’re blogging this. I know when you’re about to blog. Stop it. No. I just want to see some cats in baskets. I’m telling you, just stop. … Cats in baskets, muthafuckaa… Sign me up for that website. I know you’re one of the fuckers who stole my cloud song.”
“I know when you’re blogging stuff. I bet no one believes this is what I actually say. They’re just like, ’she’s making this up. Like usual.’”
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