My card will kick your card’s ass

In these dark, challenging economic times, it’s a relief to know that there are people out there who care. About your business card. And how easily destroyed it is. Well, I’m inspired. My new business cards sing songs, shoot confetti, and taste like strawberry jolly ranchers. They are also made of titanium.

He will never make a criticism unless he has … a resolution. And that’s a fucking promise. I’d love to know what his pickup line sounds like. Probably a lot like this pitch.

Thanks to Max for the first video.

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