Frequently Asked Questions from Google
These questions are search terms through which people find and click through to my site. I will endeavor to answer them to the best of my knowledge.
1. Why do I hear a knock in the bathroom door?
Because you’ve been in there for over two hours now, and people are beginning to worry.
2. dreaming about being the last person left
Is natural and healthy.
3. drend pa fuk mom
I… I don’t know.
4. flesh literally ripped
Reasons why you should suck it up and see a doctor.
5. i don’t care because i’m alex and i am awesome
Fantastic.
6. live sexyes fuck piony
I’ve never known anyone else to have strong feelings on the subject of peonies, but apparently some people do.
7. what food can i fuck?
No.
8. sexy food names
In light of the previous question, a host of unsettling contexts come to mind.
9. is alex awesome?
Yes.
10. i love you, alex. i really do he whispered
People who speak in the third person are a little creepy.
11. lily allen – not fair discus
I can’t speak from personal experience, but this isn’t the first time I’ve heard about Lily cheating at discus throwing.
12. oh no the bathroom door is locked
I just like that someone typed this into a search engine, found my site, and clicked a link to discover insights and tips on what to do in this situation.
13. sexy things you should not do
See #7 and #8.
14. who was the smartest god?
The verdict is out, but again, I am entertained that I’m seemingly the authority on this subject.
25. yay technology
Yay indeed!
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