Archive for the ‘Culture’ Category

Hobo Cobbler 2: The Recipe

18 Sep 2011

Back by popular demand, my adapted recipe for hobo cobbler. You can double this pretty easily if you need to. For two people, this is more than sufficient. I’ve adapted this recipe from the fine people over at Betty Crocker.  keep reading »

This week in food

07 Jul 2011

So, next week, my mom is going to be staying with me for a few days. We’re planning on hitting the town, hanging out, seeing some shows and overall having an absurdly good time. Last night, I decided to test out some better-for-you snacks. I picked up some super tasty corn tortilla flat bread crackers, pepper jack cheese (was lazy, didn’t stop at the really yummy cheese place in town), and got some veg and hummus from Trader Joe’s.

Mmm, tasty treats

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It’s a loving relationship

26 Mar 2011

Me: You’re going to be mad at me.
Manfriend: What, why?
Me: I’m hungry.
Manfriend: What? Go to bed. It’s time for bed.
Me: See? See the anger?
Manfriend: Get your ass in bed now. That’s ridiculous. Let’s go.
Me: What’s more ridiculous is how hungry and awake I’ll be at 3 am.
Manfriend: There is nothing to eat. What would you eat?
Me: The mini bagels in the freezer.
Manfriend: Fine, eat your stupid bagel and come to bed.

If I won the Lottery

25 Mar 2011

… I would still eat at McDonald’s.

The PTC is made of stupid.

21 Jan 2011

The Parents Television Council is apparently accusing MTV of making kiddy porn. Why? Because they’ve cast underage actors in a television show that deals with sex and drug abuse.

After screening one of the episodes of the new American drama Skins, (based of off the award winning E4 show of the same name), PTC President Tim Winter had these painfully idiotic things to say:

“The episode included all manner of foul language, illegal drug use, illegal activity as well as thoroughly pervasive sexual content.”

He’s pissed off about this, and he’s not going to take it. Winter has sent a letter to the U.S. Senate and House Judiciary chairmen as well as the Department of Justice, because apparently, the fact that he didn’t like a TV show is serious business. I had no idea that his opinion was a matter of national importance. What a puffed up little twat. But it gets better! keep reading »

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