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10 Things I’ve Learned from the Blizzard of ‘10

February 11th, 2010

1. You should NOT light a kerosene lamp to keep warm when you still have electricity. This isn’t olden times.
2. More critically, you should NOT fall asleep and forget about your kerosene lamp and then let it set your apartment on fire.
3. I will have dreams I’m in a food court talking to a beautiful Burger King employee wearing only a beaded bra. The fire alarm will catch us both by surprise:

“Is that the fire alarm?” I ask.
“The food court fire alarm doesn’t sound like that,” she replies.
“So that must mean this is all a dream. And there’s a fire in my apartment building.”
“You really thought this was the new Burger King uniform? Really.”

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Yay, technology! Now nothing is secret!

June 1st, 2009

idtheftI am growing increasingly disgusted and apprehensive about privacy issues, especially in this country. As various departments, companies and organizations embrace the digital age, more personal and private information becomes available. Information that really should not be easily accessed, especially anonymously online.

There are two sides to the personal privacy issue. One is that most companies, programmers, organizations, et al, figure that if the same data is available anyway, aggregated keep reading »