Bonehead Webdesign Peeve of the Week
Websites with right-clicking disabled are obnoxious, unprofessional, and stupid. I’m not trying to steal your bullshit images, you insane alley vagrant. I’m just trying to open a link on your site in a new window so that I don’t accidentally close out of it. Maybe I should rephrase that, you stagnant oozing fuck puppet: I’m trying to stay on your website longer, and view more of it more efficiently. Stop penalizing me for being a good web visitor, you drooling glass-eyed sour-milk-breathed cunt weasel.
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Yes, I heartily agree with this. Vampfangs.com does test my patience at times. I like to window-shop there (haha). However, when I try to right-click on an item to open it in a new tab, I get an annoying message instead. Thankfully, I can click on the title of the item under the image. Otherwise, I’d never ever buy stuff there. Harrumph.