We decided to relax tonight and order some takeout and watch a movie. Mid-movie, Manfriend turns to me, and says, “Would you mind… if we took a break?”
Shocked, I looked at him, “What!”
“…from the … movie?”
“You… you really need to work on your phrasing.”

In other news, it’s official: we’re domestic partners. We’ll be drinking a toast, in paper cups, of boxed wine. Happy holidays, everyone.

Life is crazy. I have to come up with aliases for the people in my life so that I can refer to them in this blog without putting anyone on the spot, or incriminating the guilty. Okay, so first person I need to create an alias for is one of my friends who lives in the same building as Manfriend and myself. She’s an awesome person, and I don’t want to get into too much detail about her, because this is an public blog, but it would be nice to be able to reference her and say, “So this weekend, Manfriend, Blank and myself went to a birthday party,” and obviously I can’t refer to her as Blank. keep reading »