Me: i don’t know if this is something you handle, but i was in the kitchen and i got some of the uber caffeinated coffee, but it doesn’t seem to be working. maybe it’s broken?
Coworker: hmmmm
Me: i’m drinking it, but … nothin’
Coworker: you need something stronger?
Me: yes. probably in IV form.
Coworker: i’ll make a couple phone calls