Archive for May, 2009

Hard Lessons Learned the Hard and Convoluted Way

May 10th, 2009

You Made Jon Postel SadMe: What happened?
Max: Someone set up us the bomb. My site exploded
Me: How?
Max: I think the error is temporary while the dns servers changeĀ  to tumblr, but I have to reinstall the subsite to a new subdomain
Me: Ah
Max: Which is proving to be a bitch.
Me: So wait, what are you doing with your site? keep reading »

The Evil Truth About Manfriend

May 10th, 2009

There’s something I haven’t told you about manfriend. Some of you have asked. Some privately, some not so privately. I was surprised to note the high level of glee some of you experienced when you found out he had a blog and figured out where it was.

But I have to reveal the truth. I cannot keep living a lie. The truth, my friends, my readers, my family… the truth is that I’m dating Evil Spock: keep reading »

Where have all the loose women gone?

May 9th, 2009

loosewomenStephen Marche at Esquire laments the loss of loose women and what it means for modern men. His article doesn’t really analyze the rise and fall of the loose woman in America, so much as his own dissatisfaction with the homogenized dating scene – the inherent sameness everyone seems to be subscribing to lately. That has nothing inherently to do with women – there are just as many cookie cutter men out there, too. What I like is that he isn’t referring to loose women in general. If you want to find a loose lady, you can and will. He mourns the loss of the intelligent, powerful and sexual woman. The days of Sex and the City are well over, at least if you’re looking for a Samantha. keep reading »

The Haircut Hypothesis

May 8th, 2009

haircutMy job history, to date, seems to involve a fair number of IT related jobs. I’ve observed some interesting similarities among IT people. The one that is most striking is the one that affects all of us. I call it the Haircut Hypothesis.

It seems that regardless of gender, there will come a point in time where an IT person will suddenly realize that they desperately need a haircut. This will happen at what most people would consider inopportune times. In the middle of a meeting. During the workday. Staring at code. It will become unbearably urgent to get a haircut. keep reading »

My brain is on strike, but my boobs aren’t

May 8th, 2009

boobsI had a great entry planned, and I completely forgot what it was. All I can really remember is boyfriend’s comment about how my breasts nearly caused a traffic accident. Apparently, “they’re like magnets.” I had no idea about this. It’s nice I have someone around me to inform me of the hazards I cause. I should wear a warning sticker on my shirt.

Caution: May cause disorientation. Do not view while operating heavy machinery.

Yes, nothing bad could come from that. It’s a flawless plan. keep reading »