Archive for May, 2009

I can create LIFE!

May 15th, 2009

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Song Pants

May 15th, 2009

lederhosenGerman: you should learn english
me: yes, i should. perhaps one day i’ll stop faking it and actually do it.
German: i mean german
me: *sigh* one day. one day.
German: and then i shall show you german music
me: and liederhosen? no thanks! keep reading »

Girl Stuff

May 14th, 2009

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Nothing Gets Past Him

May 12th, 2009

believeSitting on the couch, I mused, “I can’t believe –”

“You can’t believe what?” Manfriend asked.

“Never mind, I don’t want to jinx it.”

“No, tell me.”

“Don’t worry about it, I’ll tell you later, I promise.” keep reading »

The Evolution of Man

May 12th, 2009

peoplebotsPeople are discussing body modifications and the new era of man-technology hybrids. As exciting and creepy as all of this is, my dream for techy physical enhancements is simple, perhaps even mundane. I don’t want laser eyes or a hand that is also a phone. I want the Mac System Error Beep.

Some of you may laugh, but I want to be able to open my mouth and scream and have that noise come out loudly. I envision it would sound a lot like this: “AAAAHHHHHEEEEP!”

You may be wondering how this could possibly be useful. I think it will be useful in every aspect of my life. keep reading »